How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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