We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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