I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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