shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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