susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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