Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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