i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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