so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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