dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
