i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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