she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My life is pants optional.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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