You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We don't watch enough power rangers
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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