It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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