You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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