Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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