Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was CRYING into my vagina
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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