Buhtt sex?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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