Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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