Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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