Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Bring me that man meat
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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