Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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