The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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