You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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