Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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