Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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