you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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