Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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