And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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