ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
