I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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