That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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