So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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