.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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Terrible idea I love it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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