He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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