Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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