Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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