Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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