Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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