just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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