this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My feet surprised me
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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