Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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