Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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