She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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