We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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