this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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