Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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