Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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