So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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