I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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