but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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