office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so let's talk penis.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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